May 2012
52 posts
Senior Cruise was honestly so much fun.
Officially start Insanity tomorrow, weeeee
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
I cannot wait for my tattoo. I can’t believe my mom is actually going to come with me, she’s being so supportive and has been with my crazy ass this whole week. I appreciate it so much.
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Any song feat pitbull
Singer: *sings*
Pitbull: hey mami dalè mr worldwide (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo
“Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct.”
– Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk
taycreatesmemories:
whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
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all1doisnguyen asked: What do you think of the song "Call Me Maybe?" Are you gonna join any specific clubs when you go to Marist? Do you have a Marist sweatshirt? What does it look like? Do you have a favorite flower?
sharkweekbearattack:
Uhhhhh if you’re part of the Marist Class of 2016, follow me! For real doe. Obsessing over college rn~
sharkweekbearattack asked: And you're going to Marist next year?
sharkweekbearattack asked: I'm Mike! Let's be friends! Who do you listen to?
